But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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