Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
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Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
So here I am, sexting at work.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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