and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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