People with herpes should wear stickers.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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