super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
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