please come you make the beer taste better
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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