Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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