She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
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Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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