youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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