you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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