vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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