super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
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My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
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She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
The struggles of a small town man whore
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He shit in the fireplace
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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