theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Someone stole a lamp last night.
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