Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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