Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
There's always time for handjobs
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
But break dance skills will only take you so far
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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