I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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