My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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