At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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