speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
