So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
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Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I am one with the molecules
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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