remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
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I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
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On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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