Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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