im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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