So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
one two three fourrrrnication!
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I party with great urgency now.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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