ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
You've changed since you got that strap on
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