Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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