Do you still have your period?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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