Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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