Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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