But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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