belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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