Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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