you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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