butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
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