Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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