He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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