Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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