He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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