Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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