I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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