Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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