did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
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The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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