just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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