hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
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Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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