I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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