i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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