I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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