Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I want to be your penis for a week.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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