I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
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im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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