On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
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