dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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