Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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