I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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