You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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