The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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