I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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