Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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